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Wednesday, December 25
XUANNUKA

Xmas - Chanukah - Kwanzaa
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Abolish holiday's blues
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www.NYCLesbiansFUN.com and Heart4u311@aol.com
newsletter # 136 (c) 11. 26.02

Count down: only 30 days to go

It's IN - It's Chi chi - it's match making- it's meeting women- It's IN - It's Chi chi
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! It's Xannuka party time !
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Xmas - Chanukah - Kwanzaa
**(: all in one: non denominational fun party :)**

IT'S ON CHRISTMAS DAY
Wednesday: December 25,
4:00, - 7:00 PM
private room FUN
(2 floor with Glass wall over looking 7 Ave)
????? write for info about restaurant
(........................... ask for address w. village NYC)
Subway: Red lines 1 - 9  - 2- 3 (14 st. station)
    
  NJ Path: 6 ave.  10 st.  couple blocks
Parking: Lots of FREE street parking
$ 20 Hot buffet
(Cash bar)
Honorable Reservations: Heart4u311


HOW DO WE CELEBRATE?(see details below)


We take pride in turning da holidays blues into a fun blast of  social and intimate adventures,  In loving supporting atmosphere where humor, wit & creativity -  match making etc. prevail.  Does it really work?  

~(: Just ask all our U-Haul'ians who are already nesting together  :)~
Yes, Our events schmoozing list  changes everyone's life.
* what to expect? *
TWINKLE TWINKLE - BEAUTIFUL LEZZIES STARES
spiffy up and hurry up yer reservations
Heart4u311@aol.com

______ IN THIS NEWZIZ:_______

*  Mistletoe demo: "French" cheeky kissy humor
*   Xaunnukah Tree: Mini gifts under the tree.  Juicy fun: all are  Gift'ors &
    Gift'ees tradition  since 1998   (read: match making)
*   Holiday's  celebrations.. more
* Steamy hot buffet
* Promote your books/tapes/product: send us give aways prizes.
* Yer talents: Got a talent?

Shamelessly promote yer'selves  :)~

 ~(: Da world is yer  oyster  Expose yer "sweet pearl".. Ha  :)~

  up to 5-10 minutes avail: sing- read - comedy

         Please write: Heart4u311@aol.com and get fabulous FREE PR :)~
         Spontaneous performance welcome too. Just let heart know as soon
         as you come to see if we have an open time slot)

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                    Mistletoe's kissing:  Girrlies Cheeck to cheek

~(:  "French" demonstration :)~
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ABOUT yer RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS:
All our holidays celebrations are
NON-DENOMINATIONAL, non-religious, non worshipping, non-cultish, PC /non PC ....did I miss something ? :)~

we invite all our listrer'ettes (friends/family/kids ok):
Jewish
Christian
Kwaanza
Buddhist
Pagans
Atheists
Yer Pious pussy.. opps  Pious Cat Worshippers
Yer Faithful "Quevetcher'ism"
..and all others :)****

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SELF SERVE BUFFET - Hipping silver trays /flam  
(ALL YOU CAN EAT:)~

CARNIVORE & HERBERVIOR MOUTH WATERFING SELECTIONS:
*** Vegetable dumpling.
*** Vegetable Lo main (noodles) .  
*** Sesame chicken/ broccoli.
*** Ginger chicken/ string beans.
*** shrimps with snow peas.
*** Tofu with mix vegetable / Garlic sauce.
*** Brown rice.
*** white rice.
*** Tea.
*** coffee.
PSSST  love THROBBING advice: The buffet line is fabulous hobnobbing hot spot.  Underload yer plate and head back to the line (few times), for extra standing in line "time" ha ha :)~  Is it working? ya bet it is... ha ha :)~

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GIFTs & MATCH MAKING:
You will be randomly invited /be  matched up with your Gift'or & visa versa to unwrap the gifts and possible new  mutual future. .

   Da tingling joy of:   
GIVING AND RECEIVING holiday's love gifts  and spirit  
Xaunnukah Tree - Mini gifts
!! EVERYONE GETS GIFT EXCHANGE!!
( Our herstory since  1998
)
Big thanks IF you can, please bring extra mini  gifts for the last minute guests
(great way to meet more women :)~

Please bring a mini gift (value not to exceed $ 3:00) with your name
sticker on it (readable please) to be placed under the party's Xaunnkah Tree.
A
FREE
creative Mini gifts that you have made/written recommended.
Say ta ta and la la to Broomindales shopping spree.

Gather yer wit
Gather yer humor
Gather yer creativity
Gather yer mini gifts

in short: Make your mini gift count :)

Soak in the holiday's spirit sensation with the gift of true love of a woman you have never met and she have shopped especially for you and visa versa :)~ !!!!.
MINI GIFTS & MATCH MAKING:
does it work? You bet it is.  unwrap the gifts and possible new relationship.
Mini gifts do lift the spirit and always a source of great fun :)~
Get wild greeting card - write uplifting massage -  drawing - self poetry - "cheesey" plastic toys (yer dirty minds) and any kind of "chachkes" (little tingies) are more then welcome. .. witty.. funny.. anything you chose :)

* (If you want to make a "Mitzvah and Tzdakah" (good deeds) or be SantaLez please bring an extra gift for Duh last-minute procrastinator'ettes )

Gift exchange fun will take place after din din is over.

>Please do not forget to write your name on the gift wrap :)~
You will be called to  seat  next to your Gifter (visa versa) while tearing off the wrapping paper, sharing the joy, making a new friend and who knows what else...? (yes, lust is permitted :)~

THY SHELL GET WHAT THY ASKED FOR:
Abolish staying at home. want to meet new women?
Have a blast san smoke/loud music?
Want to go home with email/phones of new friends?
any women emerge after our get togethers as a couples!
Thy shell get what they ask for , and your wishes are ours too :)
Please make your reservations : Heart4u311@aol.com

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FREE PR OPPORTUNITIES: LESBIAN'S ARTISTS
WRITERS-BUSINESSES - THEATER (give away tickets) etc.
SHAMELESSLY PROMOTE YOURSELF AND GET FREE PR.
WE WILL GIVE AWAY YOUR PRODUCTS / CREATIONS AS PRIZES AND HELP YOU GET THE WORD OUT.
Write: Heart4u311@aol.com

Please be on time to our events!!!
Earlier even better :)
The logistics are very difficult when actual numbers are not at hand.
(for the "Thrifty girrlz": The faster yer reservations get in,
the better deal we get. Capiche? :)~
Or worst of all: we will run out space!
Yes it does happend.

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PLease be on time - early bird and make your reservations now.
Girrlz love on time functional  cool professional women. Yeahhs :)!

Da list's  ornthologist'ette say:
Change your life - be an early bird:
 

" Better one hand in the bush
                                
then 10 birds in the hand"  .. Ha :)~

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Early birds always land on
                       the most succulent
"Bush".. Ha :)~

TWINKLE TWINKLE
BEAUTIFUL
LEZZIES STARES
spiffy up and hurry up
Reservations: Heart4u311@aol.com

Looking forward to zee yer on Christmas Day :)
Xaunnukah party is on and it's time to really meet new women :)
Love,
Heart

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