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HERE IS WHAT VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE HAD TO SAY ABOUT OUR FREE BEACHING PARTIES:
1 - Bill Clinton:
I did not go beaching with THAT lesbian. What do you mean by lesbian? Could you
define lesbian please?
2 - Ronald Reagan:
Beaching Lesbians are vegetables?. Oh, oh, I misunderstood your question, what
are beaching lesbians?
3 - Pat Buchanan: It is a lesbian conspiracy To take
away Brighton Beach from decent, hard working American men.
4 - The Bible: And the goddess spoke unto the
lesbians and said: "Thou shalt go beaching." And the lesbians went
beaching and they found it was good."
5 - Grandma: In my day, we didn't ask why the
lesbians went beaching. Someone told us that the lesbians went beaching at
Brighton Beach, and that was good enough for us.
6 - Karl Marx: Lesbians beaching at Brighton Beach
was a herstorical inevitability.
7 - Bin Laden: Lesbian beaching is an
unprovoked act of rebellion.
8 - Fox Mulder: You saw lesbians going beaching with
your own eyes. How many more lesbians have to go beaching before you believe it?
9 - Machiavelli: The point is that the lesbians do
go beaching. The only important matters are the beaching and schmoozing which
justifies whatever motive there was.
Move over Barbara Walter's and '60
Minutes', NYClesbiansfun have more exclusive journalistic scoops next
week. We will be interviewing more famous people. Please stay tuned for
the second part of: Why lesbians go beaching in Brighton Beach :)~*
and Why lesbians go to our fabulous events. :)~*
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